THE LANDING STRIP by Jeff Callaway

THE LANDING STRIP

when
the times are tough
even the weekends can be rough
and Mondays become monotonous
just look where this 9 to 5 life has gotten us
searching for some smooth space
where we can unwind
maybe drink some wine
in some sassy place
where the girls are fine
and they like to grind
and the grand spot
where i can always get a grip
is in Austin, Texas
at The Landing Strip
it’s a long strange trip
to just sit back and sip
like the nights are so long, they just roll on
they mix my drinks so strong that i’m mixed up
and i’m gone
i fall in love with every girl on every song
when they light up the stage and crank it up
and everyone sings along
here comes my favorite girl Desire
just stick this bill in her thong
and its on
and we’re off
to a dim lit table
in the corner of the room
and i whisper into her ear she’s so damn cute
she puts my head between her breasts
and i can smell her sweet perfume
stiletto heels
and fish-net stockings
she’s like boom boom
for the big tips
she kisses me softly on the lips
and then she dips
way
way
down
but then she bounces right back up
and she jumps
right up into Daddy’s lap
and i’m in love
and all my dollars in her strap says
enough
my velveteen vixen
just might be
an angel from above
or some
elegant elixir of flesh for
this poor outlaw
an effeminate pink blessed
box for my heart’s casting call
crossed with a bit of animal raw
The Landing Strip has the loveliest strippers you ever
saw
and that’s not all
i’d tell you the rest, my friend
but
it’s last call