ODE TO BEER by Jeff Callaway

ODE TO BEER

if the ocean were full of beer
i’d learn to scuba dive
if the ocean were full of beer
i’d be the happiest man alive
if the ocean were full of beer
i’d be Jean Cousteau
if the ocean were full of beer
i’d buy me a home on the coast

if the ocean were full of beer
i’d sail the seven seas
if the ocean were full of beer
i’d drink the sea of Galilee
if the ocean were full of beer
i’d be the Silver Surfer
if the ocean were full of beer
i’d be a drunk motherfucker

if beer grew on trees
i’d donate to Walden Woods
if beer grew on trees
i’d climb the tallest tree that stood
if beer grew on trees
i’d build me a tree house
if beer grew on trees
i’d have leaves all in my mouth

if beer grew on trees
i’d always have a morning wood
if beer grew on trees
i’d plant every seed i could
if beer grew on trees
i’d embrace the great outdoors
if beer grew on trees
i’d have no need for the liquor store

i mean i really love beer